Goat Demotivational Poster
RULE 34(B) -
TOP GUN - Negative Goat Rider, the pattern is full
ILLITERATE GOAT -
YOU DIDN'T -
AT LAST! - C'mon everyone! My Goat Tree is ripe!
NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted
MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.
female terrorist -
GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?
YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
GOATSE - You'll Never Forget It
OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind
BADASS GOAT -
GOATSE - Because scientists are perverts...
FILLING A NICHE -
REUNIONS - Your family reunion will never be as cool as Arrogant Knight's.
ARABS - I've heard they prefer blondes !!
SPEED DATING -
RUSH HOUR -
THIRD TOUR IN IRAQ - Mmmmm, I could definitely hit that ....
PUN INTENDED -
GOD'S GOATSY - And the sky opened and bellowed with a loud thunder and horrid stench !!!
GOATS - One letter can destroy your innocence.
GOATSE TREE - He'z a chargin hiz lazzer!
Scape goat -
HAMMY - Sneaks up behind another unsuspecting goat and...
HAMMY'S DATING SERVICE - Our Motto: We always get your goat.
ANIMAL HUSBANDRY -
WHICH IS MORE BIZARRE? - That the guy is chillin' on the couch with a goat in the first place, or that the goat has the better hairstyle?
SURFS UP - "The sphincter factor was a 10 out there today." "It's a freakin' zoo of hodads 'n gremmies."
CONFLICT - Even if you win the fight, all you've gained is another rock. And a nice view of the sunset. Which you will be watching alone.
INNOCENCE NOT -
MOTIFAKING - All it takes is one bad poster, and you can be assured that someone will be there to pick the sh*t out of you.
QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.
VADER - He's about to show us his dark-side.
NINJA GOAT. - Holy Shit.
G O A T S I E - He's a goat and he eats his own milk!
MY SECRET - It's out
BAGHDAD - DO you have the ballz 4 it!! It'll put hair on yer CHEST!
GOATSE OF FIRE!!! - Sauron loves goatse
YOUR GOAT - I will get it.
FATELESS - He has bin spotted
ninja goats -
song of my people -
LUXURY ITEM -
Phone Messages -
Head Butting -
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HAMMY? -
GOAT RIDER -
HEAVEN - For some of us its a little different
RING-AROUND-THE ROSIE -
DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN UNEMPLOYED GOAT? - Billy Idol!!!!! Sorry Billy
MY PET GOAT -
PICKPOCKETING - is running rampant in the mean streets of Nebraska
GRUESOME GENETIC MUTATIONS - Occasionally, they can be kinda cute.
SPIDER GOAT - Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat, does whatever a spider can! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Goat!
STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT -
Paradigm Shift -